DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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