Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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