Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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