That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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