his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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