never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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