It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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