So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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