oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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