I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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