When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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