Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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