The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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