i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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