Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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