If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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