what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
True strength comes from lack of pants