After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.