she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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