I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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