I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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