i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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