Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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