okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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