so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i dont even know how to be here
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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