i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
birth control should be required to get into college
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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