We're facebook friends in real life
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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