I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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