doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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