Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The ass gains better be worth it
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