I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
