She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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