I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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