There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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