Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I need moral support for this bender
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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