Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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