We're like a lot better than the average bears
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think your dad took our porno
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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