I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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