I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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