Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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