Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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