She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
