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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?

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(601): I'm looking for sex. Do you know her? http://tfl.nu/33yl

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(310): View more from California

i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?

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(310): i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do? http://tfl.nu/rcm8

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(909): View more from California

yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

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(909): yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face http://tfl.nu/l391

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(404): View more from Georgia

this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night

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i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator

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(404): this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night (404): i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator http://tfl.nu/lkbi

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(386): View more from Florida

you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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(386): you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt http://tfl.nu/6l3r

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(440): View more from Ohio

we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.

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(440): we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now. http://tfl.nu/0eqq

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(540): View more from Virginia

we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated

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(540): we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated http://tfl.nu/hyb4

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(917): View more from New York City

My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.

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Also pregame at mine tomorrow?

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(917): My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat. (917): Also pregame at mine tomorrow? http://tfl.nu/3lzk

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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.

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anything for my little brother.

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(440): thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet. (440): anything for my little brother. http://tfl.nu/0dq6

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(804): View more from Virginia

Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.

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(804): Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned. http://tfl.nu/m2za

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance

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(405): Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance http://tfl.nu/6e2i

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(206): View more from Washington

When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...

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(206): When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person... http://tfl.nu/69cl

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area

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(508): Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area http://tfl.nu/7yxw

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(713): View more from Texas

It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.

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(713): It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards. http://tfl.nu/tzzb

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(314): View more from Missouri

You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

(224): View more from Illinois

I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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(314): You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad (224): I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick. http://tfl.nu/vatm

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