Whod you bang
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
50% drunk capacity currently
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done