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• (214): View more from Texas

  did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.

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  details please.

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  they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  his penis is PERFECT

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  I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm

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  or knit it little hat

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.

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• (626): View more from California

  I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.

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  It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.

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