no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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