Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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