oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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