He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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