Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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