i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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