I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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