it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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