Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.