if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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