thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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