This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!