Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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